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I think pandora can read my mind…

Posted 3 months ago

I absolutely hate when people complain about something they have the option of changing.

“I’m hungry!”

“Then eat some food.”

“But I don’t like any of it.”

“Then I guess you aren’t that hungry, are you?”

It’s things just like that that make me want to pull my hair out.

Posted 3 months ago
  1. (Any time I see the doctors at my college's health service clinic.)
  2. Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  3. Me: Yes.
  4. Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
  5. Me: No.
  6. Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
  7. Me: No.
  8. Doctor: Do you use condoms?
  9. Me: Nope.
  10. Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
  11. Me: Not that I'm aware of.
  12. Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
  13. Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
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sh00t4dastars:

Jim Carrey <3 One of the greatest actors.

sh00t4dastars:

Jim Carrey <3 One of the greatest actors.

(Source: soreto-you-wanna-be-my-friend)

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