Posted 3 months ago
Posted 3 months ago
I absolutely hate when people complain about something they have the option of changing.
“I’m hungry!”
“Then eat some food.”
“But I don’t like any of it.”
“Then I guess you aren’t that hungry, are you?”
It’s things just like that that make me want to pull my hair out.
Posted 3 months ago
- (Any time I see the doctors at my college's health service clinic.)
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Yes.
- Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
- Me: No.
- Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
- Me: No.
- Doctor: Do you use condoms?
- Me: Nope.
- Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
- Me: Not that I'm aware of.
- Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
- Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
Posted 4 months ago
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